[teen sister in a 90’s movie voice] my pronouns are what/ever/major/loser now get out of my room
[obnoxious younger brother voice] yeah mom, I told loser it's time for dinner. ... ow, quit it, I'm respecting your pronouns—
I had to take a piss test for a job I got hired at today, and this is the name of the fuckin company that makes the tests
mulder and scully are a lesbian couple to me
me n my girl at the gay pride parade
I don't know whether or not this is true, but I'm reblogging this because we live in a world where the third search result when I tried researching the validity of this information was a link to an article about a weight loss product.
The second search result had included the slur "ob*se" in the title of the article.
There are seriously people who tell me fat people aren't oppressed. Meanwhile, trying to find information about how to keep a fat person from drying in a car crash is met with links to products that make dirty money off of how society views my body.
I immediately gave up trying to research this.
The tiktok is correct. Basically it's about arranging your belt so it there is an accident the pressure is in your strongest bones.
"Seatbelt should be across your hips rather than your stomach for everyone, but i think it's more common for fat people to wear seatbelts over the stomach
Pelvic bones are strong and sturdy, and you're going to be MUCH less likely to injure internal organs and such when you suddenly slam into a nylon belt"
Text and photos by @thejacespace
I wanted to put both of these reblogs in one reblog chain since this is helpful information. Thank you both for giving more information than fatphobic Google did.
Thanks to everyone who worked on verifying this information.
This baby remained under the rubble for six hours. Read it again. By some miracle, he survived and he was rescued. But his mother who was holding him didn't. He looks like he's in shock, you can see tears coming out of his eyes but no expression or any sound to indicate his pain.
We are not numbers. Make an effort to end this.
People who interview bands always choose the most boring ass questions. "What is your writing process like" "what's your favourite song on the new album" WHO CARES. When was the last time you saw a dick that wasn't your own. What does your tour bus smell like. If all of your albums gained sentience which ones would hate you. Fuck marry kill but with your entire touring crew. You have to get a word or phrase tattooed on your forehead what is it. If your band was a person what would their pronouns be. What mcdonalds item do you relate to the most. On a scale from 1 to 10 how bad do you need to pee right now. What could you teach a 5 year old in 10 minutes.
We need to embrace the fact that the tumblr userbase is aging. What’s everybody’s favorite kitchen appliance?
This spatula
Idk why
if you cant last five nights don’t hit my line
This child in gaza is screaming:
"I wish it was a dream. Oh, mom and dad. I wish it was a dream and my mom and dad are still alive" after being rescued from underneath the rubble to find his parents killed by Israel.
Share this, we are not numbers. Let our voices be heard in hopes that this stops.
